1. We know how to push all the right buttons

2. Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine

3. A little turbulence makes things interesting

4. We make smooth precision approaches

5. We can go upside down, right side up or all around

6. We spend a lot of time holding it in position

7. We are federally licensed to go down your landing strip

We don't blame you ;-)

8. We have good hand – eye coordination

9. We can go with or without seeing (VFR vs IFR)

10. High thrust capabilities

11. We know a bunch of different maneuvers

12. High manifold pressure and high RPM make for a good climb

13. We like to go fast

14. We get up and stay up for hours

15. We have extensive training and get proficient by soloing